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You had a big date and forgot to go. What's your excuse?

    • Praveen Samuel

      I was deep into a fantastic dream about our big date

    • Sanjay Patel

      Kiya karu jaan tere khwabo me jo kho gaia tha ,aajkal muje kuch yaad he nahi rehta, call karke yaad dilana tha na

    • Vinay Jaiswal

      i will say baby i wanted to bring you the best gift,but i kept searching and did not find it,so i said whats the point going infront of you if i cannot bring you a gift that is equivalent to you.

    • Harivadan Ashar

      i will cool her temper by first giving her a sprite,then fix a later date.

    • Harivadan Ashar

      main ne tuje april fool banaya,date tho next din thi...............

    • Sanjay Patel

      wanted to look smart so went to a saloon,but they took the whole evening to groom me, and I got late.

    • Rini Singh

      i slept watching a dream that we two having a great day together

    • Vinod Purohit

      actually mujhe kal tere dadt raste me mil gaye the vo mujhe tea ke liye le gaye the to me unhe mana to nai kar sakta na............

    • Manoj Goel

      Jaanu! mai to tumse milne aaya tha, lekin jaise hi mai vaha pahucha to maine dekha ki tumhare papa waha chup kar dekh rahe the ki tum kis se milne aayi ho, baby agar mai tumse milta to hum dono pakde jate.

    • Rushiraj Sampat

      main toh aana chahta tha par mujhe Ek Khujali wale kutte ne kat liya.So I saved you from having khujli.....ha...ha.......

    • Rushiraj Sampat

      Actually I Got loose motion so I was not able to come.

    • Rushiraj Sampat

      My jyotish told me to be aware of any danger that day so I was not able to come.

    • Ravindra Kumar Shukul

      Date ke liye aate huin maine dekha ki kisi car ke aage ek chota baccha aa gaya tha.so main uska treatment karana jaroori samja.aur doosaro ki madad karna to acchi baat hai.

    • Shuchi Gupta

      i misplaced all the dates!! that silly calender!! agar mene sprite pee hoti to sab clear ho jata :D

    • Manish Bond

      yaar actually while sleeping u came in my dream and i dont want u to go anywhere from my dream so i slept a lot for u thats why i forgot to join u on date.

    • Hakim Lakdawala

      Darling there was 50% sale at the mall so i waited the whole day in line and bought these clothes for you.

    • Himanshu Tripathi

      Actually, yesterday my dad accept a marrige offer for me with Rs. 50,000 in advance. when i know this then i reject

    • Vijay Kumar Reddy

      i was driving thinkin abt the our date and met with an accident dear,thankgod didnt get hurt that much..:(

    • Amita Gar

      i would say jase hi niklne lagi achanak se larke wale aa gaye,kisi ne mujhe pahale bataya hi nahi tha nahi toh mai kuchh na kuchh bahana bana ke aa jati

    • Meena Shukla

      Muj ko apne father ke sath ek badi business deal final karne jana pada.

    • Amey Kulkarni

      I'll say when I just reached the restaurant,I realised that I had reached thw wrong place!!!

    • Chandani Asher

      as u know i always see the right time to meet any one,by seeing the instant astrology,the time was not all right

    • Chandani Asher

      jo ho tha he accha ho tha he,i got a good client who will make me a millionere in no time,so i forgot to meet u.

    • Adarsh Divakar

      actually i was busy as, president obama was compelling me for an interview